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A young man defies his family and buys the full box set of an old police TV show
A young man defies his family and buys the full box set of an old police TV show
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Blue Hawaii 5-0.
Steve Guttenberg at his lowest ebb in this tv based soft-porn romp.
Steve Guttenberg at his lowest ebb in this tv based soft-porn romp.
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The Bird Cage Fighter
Two Cage Fighters played by Steve Guttenburg and Robin Williams who are also obstensively in a homosexual relationship, try to play it straight for the sake of the son of one of them on meeting his fiancee's WWE wrestler homphobic parents.
Natually, any pretence at a plot soon disintegrates as the relationship is discovered and the action moves to the ring.
Two Cage Fighters played by Steve Guttenburg and Robin Williams who are also obstensively in a homosexual relationship, try to play it straight for the sake of the son of one of them on meeting his fiancee's WWE wrestler homphobic parents.
Natually, any pretence at a plot soon disintegrates as the relationship is discovered and the action moves to the ring.
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Boogie Woogie Nights
Steve Gutenberg stars as a musician with an enormous penis which he uses to play the piano.
Steve Gutenberg stars as a musician with an enormous penis which he uses to play the piano.
get Carter Bar
steve guttenberg stars in the Michael caine role....set in rural northumberland
steve guttenberg stars in the Michael caine role....set in rural northumberland
The Bourneville Conspiracy
Steve Gutenberg stars in this industrial espionage thriller as a hit man hired to locate the secret ingredient in a bar of fruit and nut.
Steve Gutenberg stars in this industrial espionage thriller as a hit man hired to locate the secret ingredient in a bar of fruit and nut.
Occam's Razor
Striker
Last Diet Tango in Paris
A chronic shortage of sugar-free soft drinks sends a city spiralling into anarchy.
A chronic shortage of sugar-free soft drinks sends a city spiralling into anarchy.
Mad Max - Beyond Thunderdome - Wongadome
Steve Gutenberg stars as a middle-aged nobody who, distraught at seeing his team beaten by their fiercest rivals seeks revenge by chinning wildlife at random. when arrested he blames his psychosis on a bit of toothache.
Steve Gutenberg stars as a middle-aged nobody who, distraught at seeing his team beaten by their fiercest rivals seeks revenge by chinning wildlife at random. when arrested he blames his psychosis on a bit of toothache.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Edna
Quasimodo wakes up one morning to find that the lump on his back is throwing gladioli about and calling everyone "Possums".
Quasimodo wakes up one morning to find that the lump on his back is throwing gladioli about and calling everyone "Possums".
Randy Ostrich
Striker
Now You Dont See Me
Steve Guttenberg stars in this biopic of soccer star Tommy Miller
Steve Guttenberg stars in this biopic of soccer star Tommy Miller
The Purple Axl Rose Of Cairo
Cockney Mackem (Woody Allen) shamelessly rips off his own idea with an almost identical story of a radged, ginger rock star (Guttenberg) who paints himself an odd colour while needlessly falling out with all of 1930s New York. Starring Morgan Fairchild as Slash
Cockney Mackem (Woody Allen) shamelessly rips off his own idea with an almost identical story of a radged, ginger rock star (Guttenberg) who paints himself an odd colour while needlessly falling out with all of 1930s New York. Starring Morgan Fairchild as Slash
In The Name of The Axl Rose
ned_werby shamlessly rips off Cockney Mackem's idea with a story of a guitar playing detective monk (Gutenberg) who investigates a serious of strange goings on in a monastery in the French alps. Peter Beardsley stars as Ron Perlman as Salvatore.[DOUBLEPOST=1381238671][/DOUBLEPOST]Blood Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit
Steve Gutenberg stars as the headmistress of an all-girls school at 'that time of the month'.
ned_werby shamlessly rips off Cockney Mackem's idea with a story of a guitar playing detective monk (Gutenberg) who investigates a serious of strange goings on in a monastery in the French alps. Peter Beardsley stars as Ron Perlman as Salvatore.[DOUBLEPOST=1381238671][/DOUBLEPOST]Blood Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit
Steve Gutenberg stars as the headmistress of an all-girls school at 'that time of the month'.
King Kareoke
Striker
Barry Potter gets a gobble of a fryar
Judge Phil Dredd
Set 30 years after the fresh prince of Bel-Air, in a futuristic city riddled with poverty, one man goes after the boss of a mysterious drugs cartel that peddle their product throughout the city, things get personal when Carlton OD's, taking the drug whilst clubbing.
Set 30 years after the fresh prince of Bel-Air, in a futuristic city riddled with poverty, one man goes after the boss of a mysterious drugs cartel that peddle their product throughout the city, things get personal when Carlton OD's, taking the drug whilst clubbing.
Keawyeds
Striker
Oh dear. You have no idea how to play this game.
Judge Dredd Locks
Steve Gutenberg stars as a Rastfarian law enforcement officer re-built after a limbo-dancing tragedy, re-appearing as a half-human, half-cyborg going undercover as a fried chicken salesman.
Steve Gutenberg stars as a Rastfarian law enforcement officer re-built after a limbo-dancing tragedy, re-appearing as a half-human, half-cyborg going undercover as a fried chicken salesman.
Girojim's Big Momma's House
Fast-talking Steve Guttenberg goes undercover as Girojim's ma to catch a criminal, and hopes the endless sex he has to have with the entire SMB will be worth it[DOUBLEPOST=1381240001][/DOUBLEPOST]I Don't Know What You Did Last Summer
A group of teenagers is forced to write the usual essay at the start of autumn term
Fast-talking Steve Guttenberg goes undercover as Girojim's ma to catch a criminal, and hopes the endless sex he has to have with the entire SMB will be worth it[DOUBLEPOST=1381240001][/DOUBLEPOST]I Don't Know What You Did Last Summer
A group of teenagers is forced to write the usual essay at the start of autumn term
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High School Musical Chairs
Due to an adminstrative error, the kids of Guttenberg High must take part in events more suitable for a 6 year old's birthday party. Rather than the standard surreptitious drinking, dancing and snogging they had hoped for, they must play sleeping elephants, pass the parcel and that game where you have to suck peas from one bowl with a straw and deposit them in another bowl nearby.
Due to an adminstrative error, the kids of Guttenberg High must take part in events more suitable for a 6 year old's birthday party. Rather than the standard surreptitious drinking, dancing and snogging they had hoped for, they must play sleeping elephants, pass the parcel and that game where you have to suck peas from one bowl with a straw and deposit them in another bowl nearby.
AlpineExile
Striker
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner Bean
Steve Guttenberg narrates this heart-rending documentary on the short life of a Phaseolus coccineus plant in Kenya where it is grown for export to the West.
The Clothes Horse Whisperer
Steve Guttenberg hides in his mother's laundry room and talks quietly to himself.
Steve Guttenberg narrates this heart-rending documentary on the short life of a Phaseolus coccineus plant in Kenya where it is grown for export to the West.
The Clothes Horse Whisperer
Steve Guttenberg hides in his mother's laundry room and talks quietly to himself.
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