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We are canny shit but should have enough to stop up, your lot look mint and will dick all over us.
Also.
This is no a joke.
5 days ago I contacted our British Home Office to enquire about their/our policy of myself travelling and joining the fight against (the lazily named ISIS) and would this entail me being registered as a politically motivated person or potential terrorist. Apart from the first contact (02070354848) repeatedly telling me I had to phone "the Home Office" and this not being his department, but then finally admitting (at 1503 on a Sunday afternoon 24/11/2-14) that yes he had been sleeping in his office and I had both awoken AND annoyed him...I still had to phone the Home Office. Despite me repeatedly saying this was THE ONLY LISTED Home Office phone number, he ended up saying "Fuck off nutter" and hanging up. Is this is our foreign policy, no doubt influenced by American led policy and Russia phobic reactionaries?
In the last week I have spoken to no less than 7 individuals, all of whom have advised this is not their department/someone will phone me back. No one has rung me back.
I fervently believe that to allow an evil such as ISL to exist, much less embed itself in European borders, is as short sighted and free thinking as Russian aggression in Ukraine is as innocent as Hitler's expansion into "lebensraum."
I care not if you share my political views. But for our government to both threaten me as a potential terrorist, and yet to also wholly refuse to advise me if my actions are acceptable/unacceptable is ridiculous.
If you care about free speech and free religious expression...please support me. I will be travelling to Turkey with an open and obvious identity of fighting ISIS/ISl etc. and of supporting the resident Kurdish population of Kobane. I ask you to research Muslim minorities, they are not all suicide bombers, research the Pesh Merga, who, if I am suitable, I hope to fight alongside, I am not, and never will be a threat to England and Britain. I am white, working class and a bit fat, I am not an uber warrior. I am...simply...a man prepared to die for his beliefs. I expect my journey will meet with extreme antagonism from the Turkish Government and massive logistical problems for the somewhat isolated Kurdish forces. My beliefs and (hopefully not final) actions are based purely upon the complete resistance to an overwhelming religion corrupting movement. As a devout Norse, I am happy to fight, and if necessary die, for the rest of you guys on here, don't knee jerk, bed wet or happy clappy...and if I do get killed doing this then think of me as a happy idiot. Not a religious warrior.
Apparently my borther has a local media comapany filming this but I have set off now but need new assprt in Peterborough.

So taking that into consideration, I think it will be 0-3
 
We are canny shit but should have enough to stop up, your lot look mint and will dick all over us.
Also.
This is no a joke.
5 days ago I contacted our British Home Office to enquire about their/our policy of myself travelling and joining the fight against (the lazily named ISIS) and would this entail me being registered as a politically motivated person or potential terrorist. Apart from the first contact (02070354848) repeatedly telling me I had to phone "the Home Office" and this not being his department, but then finally admitting (at 1503 on a Sunday afternoon 24/11/2-14) that yes he had been sleeping in his office and I had both awoken AND annoyed him...I still had to phone the Home Office. Despite me repeatedly saying this was THE ONLY LISTED Home Office phone number, he ended up saying "Fuck off nutter" and hanging up. Is this is our foreign policy, no doubt influenced by American led policy and Russia phobic reactionaries?
In the last week I have spoken to no less than 7 individuals, all of whom have advised this is not their department/someone will phone me back. No one has rung me back.
I fervently believe that to allow an evil such as ISL to exist, much less embed itself in European borders, is as short sighted and free thinking as Russian aggression in Ukraine is as innocent as Hitler's expansion into "lebensraum."
I care not if you share my political views. But for our government to both threaten me as a potential terrorist, and yet to also wholly refuse to advise me if my actions are acceptable/unacceptable is ridiculous.
If you care about free speech and free religious expression...please support me. I will be travelling to Turkey with an open and obvious identity of fighting ISIS/ISl etc. and of supporting the resident Kurdish population of Kobane. I ask you to research Muslim minorities, they are not all suicide bombers, research the Pesh Merga, who, if I am suitable, I hope to fight alongside, I am not, and never will be a threat to England and Britain. I am white, working class and a bit fat, I am not an uber warrior. I am...simply...a man prepared to die for his beliefs. I expect my journey will meet with extreme antagonism from the Turkish Government and massive logistical problems for the somewhat isolated Kurdish forces. My beliefs and (hopefully not final) actions are based purely upon the complete resistance to an overwhelming religion corrupting movement. As a devout Norse, I am happy to fight, and if necessary die, for the rest of you guys on here, don't knee jerk, bed wet or happy clappy...and if I do get killed doing this then think of me as a happy idiot. Not a religious warrior.
Apparently my borther has a local media comapany filming this but I have set off now but need new assprt in Peterborough.

So taking that into consideration, I think it will be 0-3
fuck you on about?
 
I don't have 500 words, but I can tell you this.
I came out the Bridges market place today and a Gipsy came after me to buy a paper flower, I give her two pounds to get her off my back.
Then she said something strange, "watch your back sir, you have a friend trying to do you damage" I thought to myself, tell me something new, story of my life.
Then she said (this is the exciting part) "do you gamble" Yes, I said "put your money on Sunderland to beat Chelsea on Saturday 2-1"
 
Here you go:

SAFC fans are used to disappointment (and relegation battles). We had an amazing end to last season (including ending your longstanding unbeaten home record during our miracle run in) but lost two good loan players (Ki and Borini) back to their parent clubs and were depending on a good Summer in the transfer market to push on.

Well we moved on some average players, spent £18m on two midfielders (Rodwell and Alvarez) who have hardly kicked a ball for us and haven’t used our Prem loans wisely at all (surely you’ve got some good development squad players you could have loaned us?)

We’re a bit more solid than last season (with the 8-0 aberration at Southampton being the exception) but our attacking options are really very limited (or comedic if Altidore gets on).

There are tiny hints of some sort of understanding developing between Fletcher and Wickham, and Rodwell and Alvarez may come good yet, but whilst that might drag us away from the bottom three in due course, it’s not going to somehow provide us with the firepower to trouble you on Saturday.

In the meantime you guys have moved on again, Mourinho is a top quality manager and has really got a grip, and in Costa, you look like you have finally found the world class goalscorer to complete the team.

On any rational basis you should beat us very easily.

With do however currently have a giant alien spider as a goalkeeper who may help keep the score respectable.

Having said all that, in a couple of seasons recently, you have rushed out of the blocks only to see your season founder on an unexpected defeat to a bottom half club. You were miles ahead of the Prem pack when we beat you 3-0 at the Bridge under Bruce and your season fell apart after that, for example.

The likelihood is that, unless you manage to get a man sent off early, you will have far too much for us, but, as City fans will tell you after losing at the Stadium of Light in four successive seasons now (and as you all saw at the end of last season) we can randomly raise our game against the teams who should spank us, so I’m hoping you lot are overconfident, tired or just very very unlucky on the day.

I doubt think Mourinho will let that happen to be honest though and I don’t see your confidence cracking with the first defeat either as it did in the past. Also the rest of the Prem doesn’t seem as strong as usual and I think you’ll win it with several games to spare this season so long as Costa stays fit (he got a knock last night didn’t he? I’d rest him against us if I were you! J )

It’s a long trip, but on our side we’d be overjoyed with any scenario that didn’t lead to you going back down the London with 3 points in your pocket and our GD looking even worse.
 
Here you go:

SAFC fans are used to disappointment (and relegation battles). We had an amazing end to last season (including ending your longstanding unbeaten home record during our miracle run in) but lost two good loan players (Ki and Borini) back to their parent clubs and were depending on a good Summer in the transfer market to push on.

Well we moved on some average players, spent £18m on two midfielders (Rodwell and Alvarez) who have hardly kicked a ball for us and haven’t used our Prem loans wisely at all (surely you’ve got some good development squad players you could have loaned us?)

We’re a bit more solid than last season (with the 8-0 aberration at Southampton being the exception) but our attacking options are really very limited (or comedic if Altidore gets on).

There are tiny hints of some sort of understanding developing between Fletcher and Wickham, and Rodwell and Alvarez may come good yet, but whilst that might drag us away from the bottom three in due course, it’s not going to somehow provide us with the firepower to trouble you on Saturday.

In the meantime you guys have moved on again, Mourinho is a top quality manager and has really got a grip, and in Costa, you look like you have finally found the world class goalscorer to complete the team.

On any rational basis you should beat us very easily.

With do however currently have a giant alien spider as a goalkeeper who may help keep the score respectable.

Having said all that, in a couple of seasons recently, you have rushed out of the blocks only to see your season founder on an unexpected defeat to a bottom half club. You were miles ahead of the Prem pack when we beat you 3-0 at the Bridge under Bruce and your season fell apart after that, for example.

The likelihood is that, unless you manage to get a man sent off early, you will have far too much for us, but, as City will tell you after losing at the Stadium of Light in four successive seasons now and as you all saw at the end of last season we can randomly raise our game against the teams who should spank us, so I’m hoping you lot are overconfident, tired or just very very unlucky on the day.

I doubt think Mourinho will let that happen to be honest though and I don’t see your confidence cracking with the first defeat either as it did in the past. Also the rest of the Prem doesn’t seem as strong as usual and I think you’ll win it with several games to spare this season so long as Costa stays fit (he got a knock last night didn’t he? I’d rest him against us if I were you! J )

It’s a long trip, but on our side we’d be overjoyed with any scenario that didn’t lead to you going back down the London with 3 points in your pocket and our GD looking even worse.

Got to the part where you say 8m for Alvarez and thought " this guy knows fuck all"
 
LOL - I keep forgetting we didn't buy him in the end - it's a loan with an £8m option yes?
OK then let's go with 'Our only two big name signings were Rodwell from City for £10m and Alvarez on loan from Internationale'

Happy now?
 
You will win in front of a bigger crowd than you will have all season at Stamford Library. Given our perpetual shiteness, that's pretty amazing eh!
You will win the league, we will finish 15th ish. You have great players we don't.
But I wouldn't swap clubs for all the tea in china. You can stick your false sky club up your arse!
 
Who d'yu reckon Fishpaste thinks of when he has a one in the bed romp? Himself???
 
We're shit and boring.
You're canny and boring.
It'll be a boring match.
It'll be a walkover for you.

It's nearly a haiku.

I don't have 500 words, but I can tell you this.
I came out the Bridges market place today and a Gipsy came after me to buy a paper flower, I give her two pounds to get her off my back.
Then she said something strange, "watch your back sir, you have a friend trying to do you damage" I thought to myself, tell me something new, story of my life.
Then she said (this is the exciting part) "do you gamble" Yes, I said "put your money on Sunderland to beat Chelsea on Saturday 2-1"

:lol: Fuck off man.
 
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were the chelsea fans embarrased at that girly coach's carry on down there last season and with mourinho's go for the lack of support?
 
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