You were offered train tickets for this one and you managed ya mindSo f***ing Jealous I am not going to this one
Its today now
Waiting another 30 mins for dogs to digest breakfast then take them up the fields
Come back, call my mam up and try and sort out her pension
Go to the allotment and kill some of the jungle
Come back, bath, watch the match and drink my face off
Feel smug as fuck when both of my bets come in (£10 sunderland win 31/10 £2 Stephen Fletcher first goal 7/1)
Feed the hounds
Fall asleep on Sofa, wake up hoy more cans down my face while watching shit TV.
Read a book, which means falling asleep after about 5 words