Single Folk of the SMB

[Swindon On Tour]

Can’t be doing a slack gob. Just no. No.

57%

Did you tick the box - must have a pulse?

 

[Horley Chorley]

15.1%

 

[Boz33]

It’s nice to have a companion who you have shared interests with, and who can engage in civilised debate over a wide range of subjects …

… so yes a dog is a great suggestion

Some fella on here had the best of both worlds, used to shag hisdog in the shower

 

[RossTheNinja]

It’s nice to have a companion who you have shared interests with, and who can engage in civilised debate over a wide range of subjects …

… so yes a dog is a great suggestion

Not sure I can afford to keep either one happy

 

[Five-Quarter]

17.68%

Might as well be 0.01768% these days

As in there's less than a 2% chance you'll meet someone in the year ahead

Woe is me. *swoons with despair*

 

[Big Jeff]

I got 2% something.

I’m a bit picky.

Totally useless mind as they had no button for hair colour.

 

[CPLforever]

Just for a laugh I did it. Got a 1% chance of finding someone if I ever feel like getting rid of the one I've got.

 

[joebolton]

56.9 %. Get in. Lowered the income tab as I don’t expect a chick to be paying for me.

 

[Harry Gates]

I was left with 6.7m americans to annoy me.

 

[Mackemansj1]

53% I must have low standards just wanna find a lass that I can have a laugh with share some interests etc the app game is a nightmare

 

[Darlo1973]

I've been single 99% of my adult life so it's just normal for me. Not sure how I'd cope in a long term relationship as you just get used to the independence of being able to do what you want when you want.

 

[Tuono]

54%

 

[Amber]

54%

How did you manage that?

 

[Tuono]

My standards are low. What you doing this weekend?

 

[Amber]

My standards are low. What you doing this weekend?

There’s low and low. Aim higher!

 

[Lankester Merrin]

Surely you need to know both sides of the equation?

If you are in the top 1% of men who women are looking for, but the woman you are looking for is in the top 10% then you are much better off than if you are in the top 10% of men but the woman you want is in the top 1% of women?

 

[CPLforever]

Surely you need to know both sides of the equation?

If you are in the top 1% of men who women are looking for, but the woman you are looking for is in the top 10% then you are much better off than if you are in the top 10% of men but the woman you want is in the top 1% of women?

Eh??

 

[Secret Visage]

9.0000003%

Hmmmm

 

[Brian Griffin]

0.279%

 

[cornish mackem]

I've looked up the the percentage of overweight people in the UK on the back of this. It's 69% and 59% for men and women respectively.

One of the factors our numbers of hospitalisations and deaths were so high during covid. We reap what we sow.