Things the internet has killed off

[greedminds]

Me brother had that Subbuteo too.

On reflection it was class setting everything up and collecting go unnecessary shit like floodlights and grandstands, but as far as a football experience it was largely shite aside from the inevitable penalty shootouts.

this

 

[the dark one]

The alternative use for the catalogue underwear section.

Oh go on then, for old time's sake.

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Fuck knows how me mother ever opened them pages!

 

[Falconhoof]

Masturbating whilst overlooking the city from on top of a carpark.

WHAT? Explain yourself young man!

 

[Deleted member 361]

Masturbating whilst overlooking the city from on top of a carpark.

End of thread

 

[TheWanderer]

My sex life!

Can't seem to get as shot off unless I hear the sound of a chainsaw and some screams these days.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Arguments / debates / conversation in general.

Yeah, no arguments since the Internet started...

I agree but the internet helped kill it off. Young'uns have it easy today compared to when myself and the birds had to arrange a next date.

So getting a shag was harder when you were getting a bit, and is much easier now your bell end has healed up from lack of use?

 

[Roger Senseless]

Manners

Trivial illness. Every sniffle is potentially fatal.

Sleep

 

[Fabulous Falcao]

People like @dirty bristow appear to much no internet no life for him

 

[RossTheNinja]

Urban myths

 

[Roger Senseless]

Monogamy

 

[Big Duke Six]

The yellow Pages in very thin these days.

 

[FootballFan]

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not dead by a long shot

 

[Roger Senseless]

People skills. You wankers.

 

[RossTheNinja]

The speaking clock. Still exists but who the hell is using it?

 

[JonnotheMackem]

Work place porn kings

I disagree. People at Lancaster University circa 05-08 may have downloaded a picture of my mate with the words 'Porn Legend' underneath.

Almost all the X rated stuff on the university network's file sharing system came from him.

 

[the flying graysons]

Monogamy

Getting away with stuff

 

[Roger Senseless]

The speaking clock. Still exists but who the hell is using it?

Is it the same wifey?

 

[KarenDent]

The speaking clock. Still exists but who the hell is using it?

Does it really? we used to call it Tim

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[RossTheNinja]

Is it the same wifey?

Aye. Should retire like

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Might have been said already but for me Pub Quizs. I always feel some twat is cheating these days and eye anyone suspiciously looking at their lap or nipping to the bog mid-round as one rung lower on the evolutionary ladder than Peados.

Slightly off topic from the OP, but I was at a quiz recently where you had to use your mobile. Downloaded an app, logged into the quizmaster's dedicated wifi, then answered his questions using your mobile. You couldn't get out of the app to get the answer on your own phone, as it would log you off his system, and you only had ten seconds to answer and it closed the question after that, so you couldn't go back to it. Also far too quick to check the answer on someone else's phone, so pretty much eliminated cheating.