ajthemackem
Striker
I was at the tuxedo princess and got talking to my mates sisters friend, they were sat in a booth thing on a hen night. Anyway I told me mate I fancied this lass, and he set me up a date a few weeks later. I spoke to her on the phone and arranged to pick her up at her mothers. Pulled up outside and when the door opened she was about 3ft tall ( I'd only seen her sitting down and hadn't realised) now I'm not tall but she was minute, it was like taking a kid out. She couldn't see over the dashboard. She lived in washington, and we went to Chevies?, she held my hand as we walked in, and I felt so fuckin embarassed. I thought ' if she heads for the soft play area I'm off ', but we went up to the bar. Again she couldn't see over it, I felt like lifting her up. Worst couple of hours I've ever spent on a date, I could feel people sniggering. Poor lass she was canny as it happens, but it didn't stand a chance.
I can tell immediately without elaboration that you spent the whole night with "Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo" going through your head.