Things you never knew part 3487

[jedi_toaster]

Alan Shearer's illegitemate

Allegedly

Did you also know he has AIDS, and he can't seem to get rid of it?

 

[riffraff]

Shepherd88 isnt a real shepherd.

 

[BucketBiff]

I don't have a bucket like biff

 

[PinzaC55]

Septimus Severus the Roman emperor who used to rule Britain , was a black African.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Fair enough mate, it's just when you said it was forced upon you that I got a bit confused.

Aye,i can see why you would.

I arranged one thing,and Mrs R arranged another.Both can be done,but it just makes things more awkward than i would like.

What the hell? He wasn't Scottish?

Of course he was. "Jim,the engines Cannae take it". What more proof do you want ?

 

[gocatss]

I know there a few things that I don't know.

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

What the hell? He wasn't Scottish?

He was more Irish by the end.

Jim Robinson off neighbours was best man for Frank Bruno.

Joe Mangol off Neighbours lived next door to my mam and dad when he did panto in Sunderland.

 

[Deleted member 5265]

Shepherd88 isnt a real shepherd.

But he is 88.

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

riffraff is a bit ruff

 

[joemcdokes]

I never knew a T bone steak was fillet and sirloin until fairly recently.

 

[Roger Senseless]

William Shatner is Canadian.
Probably wasn't even a captain.

And he's not bald and doesn't wear a syrup.

What the hell? He wasn't Scottish?

He had a job man.

I didn't know that Paul Bracewell is on our coaching staff. I learned that on the PF. Naturally I'm ashamed and embarrassed (to have learned something on the PF).

 

[Jester]

Just like fingerprints, everyone's tongue also leaves a unique print.

 

[Market Where?]

I dont have to.I need to.Training.You get out what you put in.I would'nt do it normally at that time,but i have other places to be later on.

Why don't you have a lie in and then cycle to the other place?

 

[Lewberry pie]

Just like fingerprints, everyone's tongue also leaves a unique print.

The police could dust for tongue prints on lasses fannies to see exactly how many lasses have fallen under @tunstall birdman spell, he's such a dreamboat I bet it's loads

 

[Sunderlandanth]

That me dad is the milkman

 

[Beaker]

Just like fingerprints, everyone's tongue also leaves a unique print.

I think ears are in the same boat

 

[mawky brockett]

I think ears are in the same boat

Ears....in a boat.....? What is this madness

 

[safc1981]

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card!

 

[Deleted member 4700]

Sean Connery was refused the job as Santa when he auditioned and said "come Sit on my knee little girl"

 

[Lord Potts]

For about 30 years during the C7th AD Monkwearmouth was the cultural capital of Northern Europe.