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“I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, whatcha readin' for?' Isn't that the weirdest fuckin' question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR? Well, goddamnit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well . . . hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.”
Bill hicks
I love waffle waitressesLove Bill Hicks!!!
Mr Jackson...
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.”
I love waffles.I love waffle waitresses
Nee idea. Not my quote marraI might be wrong, but should that not be Iniquities? 'Immoral or grossly unfair' makes more sense than 'lack of fairness'. That's how I always read my bible. Both make sense though I suppose.
“I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, whatcha readin' for?' Isn't that the weirdest fuckin' question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR? Well, goddamnit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well . . . hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.”
Bill hicks
Sounds a bit of a bell end. (Yes I am aware that Bill hicks is a comedy god to many people)
He's canny good like Harry, have a swedge on youtube.
Totally agree HHe's okay but not as funny as people make out. (IMO)
Surely he is to those people or are they pretending he's funny,he doesn't tell jokes as such,just has a slant on life which is refreshing and doesn't panderHe's okay but not as funny as people make out. (IMO)
cool not knobheadsLIAM GALLAGHER:
On England's football team
"A bag of shite. My grandmother would do better, on acid with a Toblerone stuck up her arse"