Errrrrrrr, nee bother chris mate, I've always liked you.
Anyway on further inspection I think they're his mutton chops.
Last edited:
Giant House Spiders *warning graphic photos
- Thread starter ErichZann
- Start date
- Status
Anyway on further inspection I think they're his mutton chops.
Billy The Kid
Striker
My Biggest Fear
chriswallace85
Striker
See edit, numb cunt.Errrrrrrr, I was replying to you, you thick twat.
Anyway on further inspection I think they're his mutton chops.
ajthemackem
Striker
And scorpions. God was obviously pissed one night and thinking "what could be worse than a spider? Ah kna, I'll put some armour on it and give it a weapon".
See mine you dippy bastard.
Scorpions are one thing I don't like. Bloody tedious, German MOR metal shitehawks...
ajthemackem
Striker
I assume one doesn't appreciate being swayed in a manner akin to a natural spiral of low pressure air movement?
Not the biggest fan no... especially if its the low pressure air movement of change. Did they write anything that didn't involve something from the Beaufort scale used as a metaphor?
chriswallace85
Striker
Ramshanker
Winger
Massive on in my living room last night, I could hear it's footsteps on the carpet.
I decided to catch to catch it in a glass, but it bolted at the last second and ran on to me flip-flop. Sensing the pending attack I did a 360 spin, dismounted from the flip flop and retreated to the settee. Must have twisted my knee, been limping about all day.. The missus was pissing herself laughing...
I decided to catch to catch it in a glass, but it bolted at the last second and ran on to me flip-flop. Sensing the pending attack I did a 360 spin, dismounted from the flip flop and retreated to the settee. Must have twisted my knee, been limping about all day.. The missus was pissing herself laughing...
B
becs
Guest
One of my dogs has just come out the woods with one of those hanging on his shoulder
ajthemackem
Striker
They did a song called "Rubber Fucker", if that helps.
It makes all the difference...
chriswallace85
Striker
They bite.
The lasses are mental as owt anarl. This lad was anly wanted to get his legs ower, ended up getting et...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_garden_spider (see video)
Last edited:
Logon or register to see this image
ajthemackem
Striker
chriswallace85
Striker
After watching that and a little more wiki'ing I've just decided that spiders are a lot viler than I first thought.
http://www.theguardian.com/environm...ethal-hunters-how-dangerous-household-spiders
Interesting article for all you spider lovers.
Interesting article for all you spider lovers.
tunstall birdman
Striker
Massive on in my living room last night, I could hear it's footsteps on the carpet.
I decided to catch to catch it in a glass, but it bolted at the last second and ran on to me flip-flop. Sensing the pending attack I did a 360 spin, dismounted from the flip flop and retreated to the settee. Must have twisted my knee, been limping about all day.. The missus was pissing herself laughing...
A git massive bastard ran from behind my Microwave across the bench towards me last night. It then stop on the side edge of the bench so I got a glass but could not cover it because of the gaps. So I held the glass under it and tried to knock it into the glass but it fell fast as fuck and missed the glass. I ended up like a Kangaroo jumping in reverse in case the bastard landed on me. The fucker disappeared from the floor leaving me scanning my body all owa like fuck, heart going ninety?
I'm Spartacus
Striker
I always hoy them in the wardrobe, they keep the moths off my gallini t-shirts.....
- Status
