How many dance routines do you know?

[Kevj]

Very funny

That’s right, That’s right, That’s right.

 

[AndrewP]

I'm pretty great at the one where you have to fly like Superman.

 

[ouro]

I thought I had clicked on f***ing Mumsnet for a second. Absolutely none.

 

[Kevj]

I thought I had clicked on f***ing Mumsnet for a second. Absolutely none.

Hang on. How many karaoke songs do you know?

 

[Five-Quarter]

Tragedy by Steps

 

[ouro]

Hang on. How many karaoke songs do you know?

Know? None of them. Sing? All of them. Most recently, Bad Case of Loving You. I'd like to think they were swinging in time to my dulcet tones rather than shaking their heads in pity.

 

[Five-Quarter]

Any number of Black Lace hits

Chu chu au - Haven holiday parks, the ultimate party dance for me

Time Warp - Damien I think released it as a cover way back when, his version is the best

I could probably manage a bit of the Cha Cha Slide as well

 

[Epping]

Half a dozen I reckon..

Most learnt from buzz bar in London late 80s early 90s

 

[zinedine]

The Can Can.

 

[Epping]

Grease lightning,
One in the floor rowing
Couple of blues brothers
Blame it on boogie.. amongst others

 

[Becs]

A few but I'm loathed to get up and dance to them. I'd rather be sat in the corner chatting to folk.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Safety

That dance wasn't as safe as they made out

 

[look out piano]

That dance wasn't as safe as they made out

 

[WD40]

Oops upside your head, would struggle to get back up these days

 

[Sea Toad]

Lie down and slowly stand up to stairway to heaven while swaying.

 

[Old Prestonian]

None. I’m a freestyler.

 

[Bob Fleming]

None but I'm a f***ing class dancer anyway. With alcohol added.

 

[joebolton]

Was at a wedding do at Beamish Hall yesterday and the DJ pretty much stuck to a playlist of wedding disco classics.
One lad from work took over floor and led the dancing for the likes of The Macarena, Saturday Night, 5,6,7,8 etc. He's an otherwise normal lad in his thirties.
About thirty years ago I might have just about managed the moves to Whigfield and could probably achieve a half arsed YMCA but the rest has passed me by.
Has anybody else got all the moves to impress the ladies?

I can do Saturday Night Fever just like John Travolta. Clicking fingers and everything. And Come on Eileen.

Plus a good routine to Red Light Spells Danger but it’s a bastard to get the DJs to spin that number.

 

[mysticmackem]

I twisted like feck in the 60's. I've only ever whinged since then,

 

[Sunlun79]

I can do Saturday Night Fever just like John Travolta. Clicking fingers and everything. And Come on Eileen.

Plus a good routine to Red Light Spells Danger but it’s a bastard to get the DJs to spin that number.

You need to get in the Rabbit they always play Red Light Spells Danger, I’ve got a class routine to that and Proud Mary