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When you've got the smouldering rough but still incredibly handsome looks that i do, they'd find it impossible not to have a try like
 


This reminds me of Spurs away in the 15 point season, group of us going from pub to pub before the match having a few so we walks into one n I go to the bar says 6pints of lager etc, when the chap behind the bar very comply says 'can I just stop you there and suggest you take a look around and you may want to go elsewhere' so we look around and notice a few male couples and on the walls it was quite stereotypical with Shirley bassey and Freddie Mercury pictures with other gay icons, so I turn to the lads n say what do yas reckon?? We stayed n had about 3 or 4 pints each the barman was happy enough and funny as out in a Julian clary way everything was an innuendo
 
MEEKLANGLEYFTM said:
This reminds me of Spurs away in the 15 point season, group of us going from pub to pub before the match having a few so we walks into one n I go to the bar says 6pints of lager etc, when the chap behind the bar very comply says 'can I just stop you there and suggest you take a look around and you may want to go elsewhere' so we look around and notice a few male couples and on the walls it was quite stereotypical with Shirley bassey and Freddie Mercury pictures with other gay icons, so I turn to the lads n say what do yas reckon?? We stayed n had about 3 or 4 pints each the barman was happy enough and funny as out in a Julian clary way everything was an innuendo
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That's actually quite thoughtful of the barman. Clearly didn't want you all to feel uncomfortable, but obviously you were good with it all.
 
cheeses of nazereth said:
I think being gay has a lot of plus points.....
No holding hands after or having to spoon.
No having to beg for it for an hour beforehand every night.
No having to goto the shops with your partner.
No buying gifts to get hole.
No telling them how pretty they are every morning.
Not having to put the bins out every week.(He'd do his share)
You could wear eachothers clothes and not get evils on the bus.
The gardening would get done twice as quick.
I could go on all day!
This gay thing seems great!
Any gay men on here wanna take me out?
I'm the pole not the hole!
I'm not sure i can stand that kind of pain.
I think the only down side to being gay is.....
I'd have to dress smarter,wear better shoes and get a better haircut.
And have a go on a cock.......but apart from that.....
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I've often said it would be much easier to be gay. Loads easier than having to put up with women.
 
karlm14 said:
I'm not precious so don't winge about this. But there is a certain culture within SOME gays that I don't like. Following scenario as an example.

Me and my two mates went for a drink after a cup/night game last year on a Tuesday night, as we do every home game. Called Gatsby as our destination for that particular night

As soon as we walked in we realised it was full of homosexuals but it didn't bother us at all tbf. We just wanted a pint.

Ten minutes later the drag DJ is on the microphone ridiculing us for 'pretending to be macho drinking pints of lager' and other things. At the time I just laughed it off.

But then thought HANG ON ....

If I was a straight DJ in a straight bar standing ridiculing a couple of gays for 'daring to have a cocktail with a straw' I'd be absolutely pummelled by the PC people.

In summary , many people don't have a problem with gay people, or categorise them any differently. They choose to do it themself. They choose to make them self different so they stand out and can play the victim if anyone says anything. Bit like a feminist. The biggest feminists are feminists as they see themselves differently in the first place.


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Fair points all.
 
@tooliohelmet is always desperately trying to get one of the lads (including myself) to escort him to one of the local gay bars. I think it's about time he grew a set, come out and then go about his gay business by himself instead of trying to compromise one of his marra's...

@Sneech once asked me to go out with on a bike ride date once.... It scared me a little so I declined.... his rep. proceeds him!
 
Back in Dublin, my Irish marras announced we were off to the local gay bar. Back in those days I was less enlightened and put up a bit of a fuss.

They were all c'man c'man I'll buy you a drink and to be fair they all did... It was only when I was busting for a piss surrounded by leather daddies that I realised I had to go to the bogs :evil:
 
---Nemo--- said:
As far as I know I don't have any gay "mates" and I can't think of a single reason why I'd wish to visit a gay bar.
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cheeses of nazereth said:
I think being gay has a lot of plus points.....
No holding hands after or having to spoon.
No having to beg for it for an hour beforehand every night.
No having to goto the shops with your partner.
No buying gifts to get hole.
No telling them how pretty they are every morning.
Not having to put the bins out every week.(He'd do his share)
You could wear eachothers clothes and not get evils on the bus.
The gardening would get done twice as quick.
I could go on all day!
This gay thing seems great!
Any gay men on here wanna take me out?
I'm the pole not the hole!
I'm not sure i can stand that kind of pain.
I think the only down side to being gay is.....
I'd have to dress smarter,wear better shoes and get a better haircut.
And have a go on a cock.......but apart from that.....
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:lol:
 
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