India

[dangermows]

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Love that like. Was similar in Sri Lanka as well.

 

[j.w]

Love that like. Was similar in Sri Lanka as well.

Ticket inspector must have a hard job

 

[dangermows]

The same person said if I go with my lass I'd just have to accept that young lads will touch her tits and pinch her arse when we're mooching about, and that they'll also take photos of her and that.

Might gan on me tod like.

More bollocks. The odd bloke might have a grab on crowded transport mind. They will stare alot but ask if they can take a pic. Blondies get it more than brunettes like.

Ticket inspector must have a hard job

He is happy just to get on the thing.

 

[HillView Aviator]

And with the monsoons come the snakes.

Aye

Biggest cause of deaths in India during the monsoon.

 

[Sebasaurus II]

More bollocks. The odd bloke might have a grab on crowded transport mind. They will stare alot but ask if they can take a pic. Blondies get it more than brunettes like.

So basically my friend decided to make up loads of fake stories about going to India for a laugh, OR, it's all true but the exact same things didn't happen to you when you went?

 

[j.w]

The same person said if I go with my lass I'd just have to accept that young lads will touch her tits and pinch her arse when we're mooching about, and that they'll also take photos of her and that.

Might gan on me tod like.

Think of the cheap flights though

 

[greedminds]

So basically my friend decided to make up loads of fake stories about going to India for a laugh, OR, it's all true but the exact same things didn't happen to you when you went?

if something hasn't happened to them, it can't have happened to anyone else

trust me on this

 

[Mackem Chris]

Why the fuck would you honestly want to go there?

 

[dangermows]

So basically my friend decided to make up loads of fake stories about going to India for a laugh, OR, it's all true but the exact same things didn't happen to you when you went?

You made out as if all the things he said were standard happenings. But like saying anyone who goes to Barcelona will have to accept they'll get pick pocketed or anyone who goes to London will have to accept they'll get stabbed or knifed

 

[greedminds]

i would not go to sri lanka on ethical grounds

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

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How do they not get crushed by the platforms?

 

[Sebasaurus II]

You made out as if all the things he said were standard happenings. But like saying anyone who goes to Barcelona will have to accept they'll get pick pocketed or anyone who goes to London will have to accept they'll get stabbed or knifed

She said that everyone she knows who has gone has got ill, and that every lass she knows has been groped and had their picture taken by cheeky young lads. I've never been mate. Do you work for the Indian tourist board or something?

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Syria doing canny deals as well apparently, but for some reason when i try to book, i can't sort the return flights out. One way only. Bit odd

 

[dangermows]

Why the fuck would you honestly want to go there?

Erm amazing food, fantastic architecture, beaches, the colour and buzz of the streets? Nah fuck it, its a bit dirty....

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Why the fuck would you honestly want to go there?

Get a canny authentic Mexican in India i here

 

[vidal baboon]

How do they not get crushed by the platforms?

because they wear flip-flops not platforms

 

[dangermows]

She said that everyone she knows who has gone has got ill, and that every lass she knows has been groped and had their picture taken by cheeky young lads. I've never been mate. Do you work for the Indian tourist board or something?

Yep that's it, every indian kid is a pervert, forgot that's all.

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

The same person said if I go with my lass I'd just have to accept that young lads will touch her tits and pinch her arse when we're mooching about, and that they'll also take photos of her and that.

Might gan on me tod like.

I'll gan

 

[Lambchops]

I didn't get ill when I was there - me and my mate had a shot of slivovice for breakfast every morning before we went to the office. A few others with us got the shits like. Its a canny place to see mind but the poverty in some areas is awful.

The thing with the blokes touching women is true as well - couple of lasses we were with were groped in a shopping mall on the escalator

 

[dangermows]

I'll gan

They have manners so don't do it with the hand they wipe their arse with

I didn't get ill when I was there - me and my mate had a shot of slivovice for breakfast every morning before we went to the office. A few others with us got the shits like. Its a canny place to see mind but the poverty in some areas is awful.

The thing with the blokes touching women is true as well - couple of lasses we were with were groped in a shopping mall on the escalator

Only puffs get ill that's why

Aye but that was off you!!!