Ladies? All the Ladies...

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Date is next week, I just wanted to know if I needed to book these things in. MAC is a great call thanks @Her Ivory Tower

My 16 year old daughter is into that - not sure if it's too old for her or too young for you!

 

[CatRyan]

My 16 year old daughter is into that - not sure if it's too old for her or too young for you!

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This is me the other week, pissed, without make up... I think it only fair to the date to put some make up on

 

[Tex]

Ha way man it's ten past seven in the morning over here. I don't need to be waking up to that FFS man woman.

 

[CatRyan]

Ha way man it's ten past seven in the morning over here. I don't need to be waking up to that FFS man woman.

Ha way man it's ten past seven in the morning over here. I don't need to be waking up to that FFS man woman.

I heard you the first time

That is what I'm saying, maybe a makeover is a good idea

 

[Tex]

I heard you the first time

That is what I'm saying, maybe a mask and a moumou is a good idea

Aye.

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

No idea. I'm rubbish at both make up and dates

It's not you, it's me .

 

[j.w]

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This is me the other week, pissed, without make up... I think it only fair to the date to put some make up on

Who was that for?

Naked anarl aye?

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

Yes I can imagine. Thanks for your great input x

DON'T take that arse back FFS .

 

[Spot]

Who was that for?

Naked anarl aye?

think it must've been for either @alexander or @Her Ivory Tower

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

Don't be such an egregious cock.

I am in a team of three and work has been pretty stressful this last year resulting in all three of our marriages / partnerships endin.



Done every morning that.

Get rid of the urban woodsman beard anarl .

 

[Old Prestonian]

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This is me the other week, pissed, without make up... I think it only fair to the date to put some make up on

Looks like you need to shave yer chest anarl.

 

[lord of light]

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This is me the other week, pissed, without make up... I think it only fair to the date to put some make up on

you dont really need make up im sure youll be fine on your date youve nowt to worry about

 

[monkeytassle]

you dont really need make up im sure youll be fine on your date youve nowt to worry about

Smooth bastard

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Oh for fucks sake

 

[lord of light]

Smooth bastard

lol - no im quite happy with my partner!! doesnt stop me from being complimentary (shes obviously looking for them hehe - no offence Cat! jus sayin!)

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

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This is me the other week, pissed, without make up... I think it only fair to the date to put some make up on

There's no need for you to be desperate .

 

[CatRyan]

There's no need for you to be desperate .

Thank you, I'm not desperate.

 

[Keawyeds]

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But you can roll it in glitter...

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This is me the other week, pissed, without make up... I think it only fair to the date to put some make up on

I can't be the only person who thought this. Due to the length of your cleavage, that picture makes you look like a head on 3 legs.

Clearly a wider angle photo is required to refute this, lest you remain a human tripod

 

[CatRyan]

But you can roll it in glitter...



I can't be the only person who thought this. Due to the length of your cleavage, that picture makes you look like a head on 3 legs.

Clearly a wider angle photo is required to refute this, lest you remain a human tripod

I had just drunk a magnum of prosecco mixed with fruity cider and was in my pj vest... no bra... not a good look at all

this is me at my worst, completely pissed, makeupless, braless....

 

[Keawyeds]

I had just drunk a magnum of prosecco mixed with fruity cider and was in my pj vest... no bra... not a good look at all

this is me at my worst, completely pissed, makeupless, braless....

No way in hell are you wearing a PJ vest in that photo.