Mackem00
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I like him.
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Sebasaurus II
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Gan fist yasel.
Tex
Striker
spot on Tadgie
Oh god it's horrid. Between years at uni I worked in 2Touch, twice! Really pissed me off team leaders coming up behind you shouting "go on you can do it" or crap like that while talking to a customer. Put me right off and I'd usually end up losing the sale at this point!
Goat Eyes
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I thought you were a coffee drinker.
Wilfy
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Whatever gave you that impression dear boy?
Goat Eyes
Striker
Ah I've fucked up, just realised you HATE coffee in the sugar bowl and not vice versa... I think I should sleep.
JonnotheMackem
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We had a bloke come in for an interview yesterday, for a Primary position, and he was a massive, wheezing old wreck of a man who won't be a good primary school teacher as long as I've got a hole in my arse, and despite failing the interview, he's been hired because his mate is mates with the director. I was ready to slay someone yesterday.
I need out of this country.
I need out of this country.
Tees Exile
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Good luck finding a country that stuff like this doesn't happen!
Almost?
JonnotheMackem
Striker
Aye, anar, but it's awful here. I seem to spend half my life deducing why things have happened based on who is mates with who.
I'd like to remind everyone that my plan was for people like that to be killed
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kingbant1
Guest
This. Sounds fuckin dreadful..This whole thread has made me so happy I never have, and never will work in an office!
Tees Exile
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Aye, anar, but it's awful here. I seem to spend half my life deducing why things have happened based on who is mates with who.
You are right. Our boss has employed his 19yr old son who gets more cocky by the week. He's a right tool and I've no idea what he brings to the company apart from annoyance.
Mind you, I got my job because of my mate so can't really complain too much.
JonnotheMackem
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I had a boss at a newsagent who hired her brother who would 'help' by stacking milk where the bread was, knowing full well that I'd tell him to fuck off and do it himself, and there was only two of us in at a time. Then he'd sit on his arse reading The Sun. Knew he could do what he liked without getting sacked, the fat wanker.
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Sebasaurus II
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I'm only contracted to work Mon-Wed but my boss said it might be good if I come in on Thursday because everyone's doing a half day then they're having drinks in the office for someone's leaving do and there'd be entertainment.
A flyer was left on my desk that reads:
"Sun is shinin' the sky,
There ain't no cloud in sight!"
"[insert company name] Rock Choir Summer Performance!"
"Come along to see the [insert company name] Rock Choir performing live in conference room G3 on Thursday 31 July at 4.00pm...stand up and be counted!"
A flyer was left on my desk that reads:
"Sun is shinin' the sky,
There ain't no cloud in sight!"
"[insert company name] Rock Choir Summer Performance!"
"Come along to see the [insert company name] Rock Choir performing live in conference room G3 on Thursday 31 July at 4.00pm...stand up and be counted!"
I'm only contracted to work Mon-Wed but my boss said it might be good if I come in on Thursday because everyone's doing a half day then they're having drinks in the office for someone's leaving do and there'd be entertainment.
A flyer was left on my desk that reads:
"Sun is shinin' the sky,
There ain't no cloud in sight!"
"[insert company name] Rock Choir Summer Performance!"
"Come along to see the [insert company name] Rock Choir performing live in conference room G3 on Thursday 31 July at 4.00pm...stand up and be counted!"
I'll despatch a punishment squad ASAP
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Sebasaurus II
Guest
A lad at one of my old jobs packed up all of his stuff in on the sly and hid it near the bogs then pretended he was going to the toilet and just fucked off. It was class.
monkeytassle
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good lad. no leaving drinks?
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