One thing you do that is one of your life's little luxuries?

[joemcdokes]

There's no toilet paper to dry your cock afterwards at the urinal though.

Or when there's nee toilet paper left when you need to wipe your arse due to standy up pissers in cubicles.

 

[Frijj]

Or when there's nee toilet paper left when you need to wipe your arse due to standy up pissers in cubicles.

toilet paper is first come first serve like

soz

 

[joemcdokes]

I once went in the women's at the SOL for a standy up cubicle piss and I never wiped me knob.

toilet paper is first come first serve like

soz

You go in with a mate and have a race..?

 

[Frijj]

I once went in the women's at the SOL for a standy up cubicle piss and I never wiped me knob.



You go in with a mate and have a race..?

you should always wipe your knob imo

no i do not race

gloryholes and cocaine usually

 

[MilanoMackem]

Buy bronze die pressed pasta only, none of the cheap shite

 

[sexymuffin]

Didn't someone post recently on the embarrassing moments thread about getting stuck in a disabled bog and having to smash his way out only to relise it was a sliding door or summit. Class

 

[Fred Secrets]

10 times better if you leave your new socks on at the same time ....

Fair comment. I might just try that.

 

[Scimmy]

Farting in the frozen food section in Peterlee Asda.

So your board name should be Peterleeasdaphooey then?

 

[RestlessNatives]

Afternoon nap. Love the little bastards me.

If I've been up early for a run, I've been known to have my 'afternoon' nap before 11am.
When I worked from home writing my book, an afternoon nap was part of my routine. I'm tempted to introduce it at work.

 

[wash]

Going scurry trials racing with the daughter driving the pony and carriage and me being on the back of the carriage

 

[AndrewP]

you should always wipe your knob imo

You only wipe your cock because your Mam always wiped it for you because she didn't realise it was pointless.

 

[Frijj]

You only wipe your cock because your Mam always wiped it for you because she didn't realise it was pointless.

1. Mentioned someone's mother
2. Suggested that someone needed a carer
3. Questioned someone's cock size

You're really going all out for 'likes' today. You're almost as bad as Big Duke Six trying to get his post count up.

It must be hard being that far down the likes table.

 

[AndrewP]

1. Mentioned someone's mother
2. Suggested that someone needed a carer
3. Questioned someone's cock size

You're really going all out for 'likes' today. You're almost as bad as Big Duke Six trying to get his post count up.

It must be hard being that far down the likes table.

There's a table of likes?

 

[Stepover]

From the butchers - a ham and pease pudding sarnie after going for my haircut. bliss.

 

[Tex]

Oakley sunglasses. Can resist a new pair

Not exactly a 'little' luxury when they're a hundred bucks a pair or whatever.
I'm a sunglasses nut me like. Got about 16 pairs in the rotation now, a few others for specialties like running, motorbike, ski-ing, and several more out of the rotation that I will problies sell on eBay when I can be arsed.

 

[Frijj]

There's a table of likes?

There is.

Members > Notable Members > Most Likes

 

[Stubbs ftm]

Having a guilt free dump in the disabled netty at work. No disabled people work in my building so I can enjoy its spacious loveliness without worrying I'm denying a more worthy user the throne. When one of the people in my lab broke his leg and was on crutches I was devastated.

the little padded back rests you get in them are a nice touch

There's no toilet paper to dry your cock afterwards at the urinal though.

you wipe your cheb with bog roll ?!

just give it a shake man

 

[Charmless Man]

Or when there's nee toilet paper left when you need to wipe your arse due to standy up pissers in cubicles.

I hate standy up pissers in the cubicles me. For bairns and people ashamed of their willies imo.

If only they knew it was against the rules to look.

 

[Frijj]

the little padded back rests you get in them are a nice touch



you wipe your cheb with bog roll ?!

just give it a shake man

aye mate, there's always a bit that leaks out so have to make sure you catch it

 

[AndrewP]

aye mate, there's always a bit that leaks out so have to make sure you catch it

Weirdo