martinlumley
Striker
When you're having a wank in a lift and the doors open to loads of people waiting.
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Ignorant people
People dropping litter
General rudeness
People who are "raging" or "foaming" at everything
Attention seeking knobs
At the bank machine, some daft twat puts their card in, presses a few buttons, gets cash, gets the card back, and then puts it back in again and does something else.
JUST ASK FOR A f***ing RECEIPT
I know a lad who i don't think has ever lifted his toilet seat, I swear there's a layer of salt at the front of the seat where the drips have accumulated, probably forming stalactites of urine saltPeople that leave their pee drips all over toilet seats or worse stale pee / poo in the bowl
People who dont indicate
Bad manners ( not the group )
People who use 2 bays when parking their lovely new car
Arrogance
Sarcasm
people who push the trolley out of the supermarket then come to a grinding halt the second they are out of the doors to start a conversation. keep moving you fuckin idiots there are people behind waiting to get out as well
oh and people who just leave the trolley in a parking bay- lazy unts
Also, in ASDA if she changes her mind on produce she will put it down on the nearest shelf not the one it came from..
I can't wait to clean my car. Its a night on the piss under the seatgetting into my car and loose change falling out of my pocket
I went through a stage of being tired all the time, even after having 10 hours sleep. I started taking vitamin tablets and it sorted me right out.People that get crumbs of toast in the butter.
People that have constant awful BO, just have a f***ing wash man.
People who complain about being tired all the time when there's nowt wrong with them, just go to bed earlier.