Junior Birdman
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I played golf with Stephen Hawking the other day. He was rubbish. He lied about his handicap.
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Skandhaless
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old lady goes to the GP.
"you have to help me Dr, i keep doing these big silent farts that have no smell "
"Really ? i want you to go away and take these tablets for week and come back"
comes back week later
" hows it going Mrs smith ?"
" well Dr some improvement, they have started to smell at least
"Ah great ...well that your sinuses sorted out, now lets have a look in your ears "
Dr Dr , you have to help me i think I'm a red setter
ok just pop on the couch and lets have a look at you
ooo...noo...I'm not allowed on the furniture
"you have to help me Dr, i keep doing these big silent farts that have no smell "
"Really ? i want you to go away and take these tablets for week and come back"
comes back week later
" hows it going Mrs smith ?"
" well Dr some improvement, they have started to smell at least
"Ah great ...well that your sinuses sorted out, now lets have a look in your ears "
Dr Dr , you have to help me i think I'm a red setter
ok just pop on the couch and lets have a look at you
ooo...noo...I'm not allowed on the furniture
Fred Secrets
Striker
What do ya call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Did ya hear about the magic tractor?
As it was being driven down the road, it turned in to a field.
A walk.
Did ya hear about the magic tractor?
As it was being driven down the road, it turned in to a field.
The Tesco joke at the end.
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