What Have You Learned Today?

[Frijj]

Learned two things:

1) There are no reasonably priced whores within walking distance of my home.
2) The liver is remarkably resilient.

Are you Hannibal?

 

[ouro]

Are you Hannibal?

Yes.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Not to ask people how their holidays were - not if you haven't got an hour to spare.

This is a good one.

I avoid my neighbour sometimes.There's nothing wrong with him,apart from the fact that you cannot get away from him.I want a 3 minutes max. conversation with them.With him,i go out clean shaven and come back with stubble.

On topic,i've learned that i will not have use of the car for a while,so all my plans for the weekend are shot to hell.

 

[muggboots]

Learned two things:

1) There are no reasonably priced whores within walking distance of my home.
2) The liver is remarkably resilient.

I'm no expert but I bet you're wrong about at least one of those. However the liver is an amazing piece of kit.

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

Learned two things:


2) The liver is remarkably resilient.

It is, and if you take Milk Thistle pills, it will regrow. Allegedly.

 

[gocatss]

I learned that Windows 8.1 is crap.

 

[Frijj]

I learned that Windows 8.1 is crap.

Get a mac

 

[gocatss]

Get a mac

Nah am just going to stick Win 7 on - as long as this super modern stuff accepts it I will be happy with that.

 

[Dibble]

That my next door neighbour likes me more if he thinks I will die in the same he that he will.