What shares would you invest in ?

[monkeytassle]

In cocaine. And the fact that literally everything I say is fantastically interesting. That's payment enough tbh.

right, so they are in fact just "lasses". case closed.

if there was that much going about I don't think I'd care who was there to be honest.

 

[Charmless Man]

right, so they are in fact just "lasses". case closed.

if there was that much going about I don't think I'd care who was there to be honest.

I love that you're taking this as seriously as I am. I'll send you an invite when this happens.

 

[monkeytassle]

I love that you're taking this as seriously as I am. I'll send you an invite when this happens.

it's all about accuracy young man. we could be talking about a worm and barn owl party and I'd still take it seriously. obviously less interesting but the principle is the same.

 

[WheyHey]

doesn't have to be your mrs. could blow it up a birds bottom like the wolf of wall st

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[winklepicker]

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[Thurston]

It looks like the economy has turned the corner, if you had an amount of money to invest what shares would you buy? Never done it before, always bought property but shares could give a better return, do you spread the risk, or buy into around four companies you think are going to do well ?

I have a spread. I tend to invest for yield rather than quick return though. Depends on money you're willing to invest, risk you're willing to take and what you're ultimately hoping to achieve really.

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

A guy in Lagos Nigeria handles all my financial affairs .

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

A guy in Lagos Nigeria handles all my financial affairs .

That's a sound financial decision to left him sort it for you. Good returns to be made in emerging markets.

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

He's a little difficult to contact at the moment ,probably has some important government work on .

 

[lurker]

I assume they are investment companies and spread your risk ?
As I said, I know nothing about this sort of thing.

Great idea to come on here to ask for advice BTW!

 

[riffraff]

Id invest in tattoo removal technology companies mesel like.

 

[marksnake]

UTW on the AIM market, check out their growth in 2 years and still on the climb.

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

About £120,000

Stick to property.

Having said that I made £200 in the past year on £1000 of shares.

 

[peachy]

Stick to property.

Having said that I made £200 in the past year on £1000 of shares.

A variety or just one company?

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

A variety or just one company?

2 companies.

 

[Deleted member 22590]

Leicester City.

 

[Teed]

It looks like the economy has turned the corner, if you had an amount of money to invest what shares would you buy? Never done it before, always bought property but shares could give a better return, do you spread the risk, or buy into around four companies you think are going to do well ?

If you believe this, then I wouldn't invest mate, you're not the best judge...

 

[monkeytassle]

If you believe this, then I wouldn't invest mate, you're not the best judge...

Here he is. Captain stopped clock

 

[Teed]

Here he is. Captain stopped clock

Well I'd certainly take your advice wouldn't I, mr we are not in a recession..... dope.

 

[monkeytassle]

Well I'd certainly take your advice wouldn't I, mr we are not in a recession..... dope.

Don't twist it. We weren't, then we were briefly, and now we're not. Dope. Stopped clock is right twice a day mate. It's ok though, you're alright. Jack.