tunstall birdman
Striker
First one to buck pell gets the fist
So nee action from the girl from Acton.Arranged an Internet date with a girl from Acton and met her in Croydon. Looked like her pictures.
Went into a pub, bought some drinks and whilst sitting down opposite her at a table, she leant over and whispered...
"Did you bring me to a f***ing black pub on purpose?"
Finished drink, blagged an emergency, headed off.