Phrases that get on ones tits?

[Paddy O'Dors]

When pundits say "they're a top top player"

(C)

Those words appear with the kind permission of Jamie-dullasyoufuckinglike-Redknapp.

 

[martinlumley]

"To be honest"
"To be fair"

Another two f***ing Brit sayings which are being used by far too many people.

Or...'thanks for being honest'
And 'thanks for being fair'
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[Tex]

Point completely missed. Well done.

 

[c032745y]

One that's started cropping up on here, utilised during the many "I don't agree with your viewpoint" threads is repeating the opposition posters assertion then following it with "Wow!"

If you did that in real life you'd get punched, simple as...

 

[DisillusionedOldGit]

When you're in a pub or wherever and you're second in the queue and you hear the person in front say "can i get a ........"

Should be lashed with a shitey black and white muffler .

In the supermarket over Christmas, young boy swinging a role of wrapping paper around.
Mother (wad) says, stop that or you'll wipe someone out.

Wads are allowed to anything- nee problem, but if a munter say the same thing GRRR

Anyone using an Americanism is diminished in my opinion . Except Americans of course .

 

[waddy999]

Yes.... A cheeky curry or a cheeky chilli. Twats.

It looks cold.

 

[smoker]

Gotten

 

[Johnap]

"Buddy" - I am not your buddy. All me by my first name or Mr or anything for that matter. But I am not your Buddy.

Said that to a bloke I worked with.

 

[peachy]

Which has became 'Prinks'
Fuck. Me.

. Never heard that one, but it is going to happen isn't it?

'My bad'

Another f***ing yank saying which is being used by far too many people.

I'm usually fairly calm, but when I hear that saying I get this funny feeling in my head. It sounds wrong. It doesn't make sense. And I don't think the people using it even know why they say it.
Yup, I know I'm old.

I always feel like replying "Your bad what? Your bad use of English perhaps?"

 

[RestlessNatives]

"Bragging rights" used constantly by Sky and other fuckwits around any Derby match.

 

[MunkyHeed]

"we apologise for any inconvenience caused"

Yes we fucked up, but we give the SMALLEST amount of shit, so we're not even going to think of an original way to say sorry

 

[Alpha P]

"Buddy" - I am not your buddy. All me by my first name or Mr or anything for that matter. But I am not your Buddy.

Said that to a bloke I worked with.

The shortened "bud" is even worse

Step-daughter (no) has started using "oh my days"........is this a new phrase?

 

[Typhoonftm]

"Time for Rodwell to step up to the plate"
.

It is now the useless cunt!!!!!

 

[muggboots]

Me either. It's f***ing neither, it doesn't make any f***ing bastard sense othercuntingwise.

Don't start @Wilfy .

 

[Typhoonftm]

Step-daughter (no) has started using "oh my days"........is this a new phrase?

Noooo, me Ganny used to say that. Your kid is old beyond her years!

Me either. It's f***ing neither, it doesn't make any f***ing bastard sense othercuntingwise.

Don't start @Wilfy .

Utter wrong un's imo.

 

[stretch]

England are in the box seat?

What the ferk?

 

[Diesel 10]

Hate when people use Literally when what they are talking about isn't literal!

 

[RossTheNinja]

'I'm not being funny, but...'

'I'm not going to lie, ...'

This

Might as well say "I'm not calling you a wanker, but..."

Hate when people use Literally when what they are talking about isn't literal!

It literally boils my piss.

 

[c032745y]

Hate when people use Literally when what they are talking about isn't literal!

OED has literally changed the meaning to include metaphorically so it's OK...

 

[Diesel 10]

OED has literally changed the meaning to include metaphorically so it's OK...

Not in my book!