One thing you do that is one of your life's little luxuries?

[peil]

aye mate, there's always a bit that leaks out so have to make sure you catch it

you might want to get checked for a UTI there mate, or stop having your trousers pulled up so far theres a kink in yer cock as you try and dangle it out the fly imo

 

[The Continuing Story]

roll a large spliff and off out with the dogs round the river. nowt better

Wish I could smoke weed like that. I like it in a controlled environment but if I was to smoke a joint and walk to the river I'd end up in it.

 

[Kevsgreat]

Why's it a luxury? What do you normally do once the kids are in bed and your lass is engrossed in some utter pap on telly?

Work, I do freelance work from home, or I sit staring at the utter pap. There are times I get the odd half an hour in but not often I get to sit and play all night.

 

[becs]

Like when you need a shit and blokes go for a standy up piss.

More like when your insides feel like they are burning, pain is cutting through your stomach and you are frantically trying to hold in a liquid shit and trying not to panic about soiling yourself in public.

 

[joemcdokes]

More like when your insides feel like they are burning, pain is cutting through your stomach and you are frantically trying to hold in a liquid shit and trying not to panic about soiling yourself in public.

A lovely thought.

 

[lordy]

Keep it clean

I like to get up early on a saturday morning and have a cup of coffee in the garden....

big telly wanks

More like when your insides feel like they are burning, pain is cutting through your stomach and you are frantically trying to hold in a liquid shit and trying not to panic about soiling yourself in public.

you should try the arse kegels

 

[ReaL Madras]

Sit outside with a glass of wine or a beer and a good book during the afternoon siesta time when everyone locally is asleep.

This is the view.....

Logon or register to see this image

 

[The Bridge Lad]

You only shit once a day ? Fuckin hell i go about 5 times. Surely you need a dump an hour or so after eating ?

 

[Frijj]

5 times a day I go maybe 5 times a week

 

[The Bridge Lad]

5 times a day I go maybe 5 times a week

I eat about 7 times a day (mainly smallish snacks and a couple of bigger meals) and still just generally go once, max twice a day.

 

[Frijj]

I eat about 7 times a day (mainly smallish snacks and a couple of bigger meals) and still just generally go once, max twice a day.

Disgusting fatbody

 

[The Bridge Lad]

Disgusting fatbody

http://readytogo.net/smb/forums/diet-and-exercise.112/

 

[Frijj]

http://readytogo.net/smb/forums/diet-and-exercise.112/

I know man!

 

[sylvian]

Sit outside with a glass of wine or a beer and a good book during the afternoon siesta time when everyone locally is asleep.

This is the view.....

Logon or register to see this image

Lucky git

 

[Deleted member 361]

Spend extra to get my hair washed after its cut

Magnificent

 

[viccarlton]

If you put them down the bog you will fuck the drainage system up. Are you a giant baby?

Flushable ones are available.

It should be free. Not going to bang on about it by if you ever have to experience being severely disabled or one of your friends or family do, then you'd know how important it can be for them to have ready access to a disabled toilet.

So would it be different if the disabled person that was waiting for the toilet saw that the person coming out was also disabled?
A wait is a wait is a wait is it not?

 

[banned user]

Snort cocaine through the bullet hole of a prostitute !

 

[Tex]

Flushable ones are available.


So would it be different if the disabled person that was waiting for the toilet saw that the person coming out was also disabled?
A wait is a wait is a wait is it not?

Exactly. There's no reason why disabled people shouldn't be able to wait just like everyone else, unless of course their disability is bowel-related. I've said before on here it bugs me why people in wheelchairs get to go to the front of the queue at airport security. Why can't they wait like the rest of us? Turns out some of them are able bodied anyway and are just taking the piss. Times I feel like acting like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski!

 

[Doberman]

Don't get the disabled toilet thing, it's as if it should be free every time one of them wants to use it.
If there's no one in, there is nothing wrong with using it in my opinion.

does the same apply to disabled car-spaces?

 

[Frijj]

Exactly. There's no reason why disabled people shouldn't be able to wait just like everyone else, unless of course their disability is bowel-related. I've said before on here it bugs me why people in wheelchairs get to go to the front of the queue at airport security. Why can't they wait like the rest of us? Turns out some of them are able bodied anyway and are just taking the piss. Times I feel like acting like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski!

Genuine question for you here mate, almost every complaint you make about other people is about people in airports.

I'm not sure if this makes you a perfect passenger who on his holidays never steps out of line or if you just happen to fly very frequently and observe this kind of behaviour on a regular basis, but I've never heard of anyone having so many airport queueing related problems as yourself!

Not a complaint mind, the people you describe sound like knackers.