Geez a joke

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alexander said:
For the ultra PC people, maybe avoid reading this one.

A bloke was running on the beach each day training for a big race coming up. One day he noticed a lass with no arms and no legs sitting in a beach chair crying her eyes out. He paused his run, went over to her and said 'Why are you crying, pet ?'. The lass with no arms and no legs looked up at him from her beach chair and sobbed 'Buhu, tomorrow am thirty and I've never been kissed buhuu'. Feeling sorry for the lass the lad bent down and gave her a good snog. She stopped crying and he continued his run along the beach.

The following day he was back out running again for the big race coming up when he again noticed the lass with no arms and no legs sitting in her beach chair, crying even more loud than the day before. Again the lad paused his run, went over to her and said 'Why are you crying, pet ?'. The lass looked up at him and sobbing wildly said 'Buhuhuu today am thirty and I've never been f*cked buhuuuu'. The lad thought for a second then bent down, picked the lass up and with her in his strong arms began to run along the beach, faster and faster till he came to the pier, ran all the way to the end of it, threw the lass into the sea, turned around and said 'Now you're f*cked...'
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reported.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Nah, I'm not going there. :lol:
 
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