Classic comedy lines..

[busta777]

"I read a book once, green it was".



"One night it was so cold the flame on my lighter froze"

 

[Kid Galahad]

'You lucky, lucky bastard'
' I don't want to sound negative, but no'

 

[Falconhoof]

"All right then I am the Messiah, now fuck off!"

 

[Tin Soldier]

"Tell me what did he die of ?" Stan Laurel. " I think he died of a Tuesday ! "

Oliver Hardy "you told me your father was in the lumber business". Stan Laurel " yes but only in a small way ............ He used to sell toothpicks"

 

[Kid Galahad]

'Do you dig graves?'
' Yeah, yeah, they're all right, yeah'

 

[Deleted member 29136]

(911 call while Butt-head is choking)

911 dispatcher: “Have you performed the Heimlich on him?” Beavis: “Have I licked his rectum? No, but there was this one time me and Butt-head were playing truth or dare…”

 

[Jokei84]

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away

 

[Spacemen3]

"Son, you're on your own....."

Blazing Saddles? Could be wrong like.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Blazing Saddles? Could be wrong like.

Correct!

The priest to Sherrif Bart when he arrives in town

 

[Spacemen3]

Correct!

The priest to Sherrif Bart when he arrives in town

Cheers was trying to think when it was in the film. Also this from around the same time in the film. "Please wait while I whip this out" the women scream and faint then the fellas groan when they see it's a piece of paper.

 

[lostinfrance]

Terry to Bob - I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

 

[max wartbug]

Trigger -" I've had the same brush for 10 years, it's only had 3 new shafts and six new heads" ( the numbers may be wrong mind!)

 

[Deleted member 29136]

"No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist"

 

[makum102]

Terry to Bob - I'd offer you a beer, but I've only got six cans.

Milkman to Terry as he sees Bob in his flat early in the morning. "Flippin heck! She's not as pretty as that one last week mind. Extra pint is it?"

 

[CheersMarra84]

"I've never met a woman yet, who doesn't look better with my bollocks resting on her chin".

Guy Secretan - The Green Wing.

 

[sad_ken]

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[i am will]

You can see the sea...it's over there between the land and the sky.

 

[Dougal]

Doctor : "Are you, or have you ever been a practicing homosexual?"

Fletcher : "What? With these feet?"

 

[General Zod]

One day I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I don't know

 

[Clatts]

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