Royston Vasey
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The bold bit is pretty much par for the course these days
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The bold bit is pretty much par for the course these days
KST
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Not a date but had a lass from Uni off my course over mine on Sunday. Just cracking on in my room at first for about an hour, bit of music on and then she came onto me and we ended up doing the deed. Encouraging me to scratch her and bite her git hard and that, not just little nibbles, nothing out of the ordinary but actually thought I was gonna lop her nipple off because she kept asking for it to be harder.
Then she noticed I had a couple of candles placed on my windowsill so she lit them and asked me to drip hot candle wax on her, and explained that she likes painful sex (even pointed out her initials were S&M
). Unorthodox for a first time with a new person but did it anyway, she loved it
Then she noticed I had a couple of candles placed on my windowsill so she lit them and asked me to drip hot candle wax on her, and explained that she likes painful sex (even pointed out her initials were S&M
). Unorthodox for a first time with a new person but did it anyway, she loved it 
MarcoGoalo
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Never heard it called that before
Disco_Pants93
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Sounds like utter filth. Are you planning on seeing her again or what's her first and last name?Not a date but had a lass from Uni off my course over mine on Sunday. Just cracking on in my room at first for about an hour, bit of music on and then she came onto me and we ended up doing the deed. Encouraging me to scratch her and bite her git hard and that, not just little nibbles, nothing out of the ordinary but actually thought I was gonna lop her nipple off because she kept asking for it to be harder.
Then she noticed I had a couple of candles placed on my windowsill so she lit them and asked me to drip hot candle wax on her, and explained that she likes painful sex (even pointed out her initials were S&M
tunstall birdman
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One of mine Thor'd from another thread.
In the days before mobile phones I necked-on with a lass down the town and arranged to meet her on the Tuesday night at 7.30 under the clock at Joplins.
Come the night I turned up at 7.25 and waited for her to turn up. At 7'45 she had still not turned up but then by chance two of my best mates were driving past and stopped when they saw me. I told them about meeting this lass at 7'30 and said "you know what lasses are like, usually late", they then drove on.
My mates then decided to drive past every couple of minutes waving at me, flicking the V's and giving cheeky smiles.
Come 7'55 I they pulled up and shouted "she's not coming is she?" laughing at me but I assured them she will turn up telling them she will have missed her bus or something.
I would have fucked off at 8 but with them driving past all the time I stayed put to save face from the observers with the smallest glimer of hope that she may just turn up but realistically there was no chance. Then at 8.15 they were standing outside the car parked next to Barclays bank doing moonies at me. It was then that I decided to walk up to them and admit defeat and got in the car with them for a night of piss taking of me while driving around Seaburn and the town pointing at every lass and saying "Is that her?".
In the days before mobile phones I necked-on with a lass down the town and arranged to meet her on the Tuesday night at 7.30 under the clock at Joplins.
Come the night I turned up at 7.25 and waited for her to turn up. At 7'45 she had still not turned up but then by chance two of my best mates were driving past and stopped when they saw me. I told them about meeting this lass at 7'30 and said "you know what lasses are like, usually late", they then drove on.
My mates then decided to drive past every couple of minutes waving at me, flicking the V's and giving cheeky smiles.
Come 7'55 I they pulled up and shouted "she's not coming is she?" laughing at me but I assured them she will turn up telling them she will have missed her bus or something.
I would have fucked off at 8 but with them driving past all the time I stayed put to save face from the observers with the smallest glimer of hope that she may just turn up but realistically there was no chance. Then at 8.15 they were standing outside the car parked next to Barclays bank doing moonies at me. It was then that I decided to walk up to them and admit defeat and got in the car with them for a night of piss taking of me while driving around Seaburn and the town pointing at every lass and saying "Is that her?".
Shaw tarse
Winger
I had been after this lass for ages I wore her down into going out with me. My mate spiked me with 3 trips I can't remember anything about the date.
But it was one of the best nights I've had mind I never accepted a rolo off that twat again.
But it was one of the best nights I've had mind I never accepted a rolo off that twat again.
Super Ted
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doing the neet?
Her Ivory Tower
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I reckon cinema then coffee counts as two dates. Any chance?I don't have any dating disasters that get anywhere close to these! I never buck on a first date so I've probably been some men's worst date
There was one time when I was quite young and naive and on a date with a man who, part way through my tuna niçoise, told me he wanted to "cup my silky nubs".
He probably thought I was abducted by aliens when he returned from the toilet too.
Not a date but had a lass from Uni off my course over mine on Sunday. Just cracking on in my room at first for about an hour, bit of music on and then she came onto me and we ended up doing the deed. Encouraging me to scratch her and bite her git hard and that, not just little nibbles, nothing out of the ordinary but actually thought I was gonna lop her nipple off because she kept asking for it to be harder.
Then she noticed I had a couple of candles placed on my windowsill so she lit them and asked me to drip hot candle wax on her, and explained that she likes painful sex (even pointed out her initials were S&M
If that's your worst first date, I hate you.
I promise not to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box this time. The salt got itchy.
Jacka?Posted this before. Agreed to meet someone off POF for a cup of coffee in the Metrocentre. Went into a cafe where he decided he didn't want a drink, so I went to the counter and bought myself one. Turned round and he'd vanished. Saw him crouched down under the window as he claimed he didn't want people from work to see him with a lass. Sat in a corner and it was just really awkward. Never saw him again.
Some random bloke has added me on Facebook and keeps asking for a date but he's git boring and I don't want to meet him
I agree, that's offensive.
Right though.
Tidied.
Well write me off then mucky. The chances of us synchronising that between us are about as likely as ginger snow during the 6 weeks holidays.One where I'm not as blotto, can ride like a cowgirl and not puke in his mouth! I don't ask for much
It's the little things that people remember isn't it?
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monkeytassle
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Monkeytassle. Remember the name.
Not that mental, she whyed him up striteaway.
Buzzcock
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Ah dinnit think she's gonna turn up now marra . If I were you I'd start looking elsewhere !One of mine Thor'd from another thread.
In the days before mobile phones I necked-on with a lass down the town and arranged to meet her on the Tuesday night at 7.30 under the clock at Joplins.
Come the night I turned up at 7.25 and waited for her to turn up. At 7'45 she had still not turned up but then by chance two of my best mates were driving past and stopped when they saw me. I told them about meeting this lass at 7'30 and said "you know what lasses are like, usually late", they then drove on.
My mates then decided to drive past every couple of minutes waving at me, flicking the V's and giving cheeky smiles.
Come 7'55 I they pulled up and shouted "she's not coming is she?" laughing at me but I assured them she will turn up telling them she will have missed her bus or something.
I would have fucked off at 8 but with them driving past all the time I stayed put to save face from the observers with the smallest glimer of hope that she may just turn up but realistically there was no chance. Then at 8.15 they were standing outside the car parked next to Barclays bank doing moonies at me. It was then that I decided to walk up to them and admit defeat and got in the car with them for a night of piss taking of me while driving around Seaburn and the town pointing at every lass and saying "Is that her?".
KST
Winger
Like a gadgie but smaller?
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